(OMG YES THE RETURN OF TREATY OAK! (For new readers, review the history or ask in the comments and old timers will help you out. - promoted by Karl-Thomas Musselman)
Well, it's been a while since last you heard from me. It really hasn't been that long but you humans live such short lives an instant for me is literally years for y'all.
Y'all kinda suck like that. But I gotta tell you, I REALLY appreciate the hard work some of you have done to make me look loverly. To say I needed a spa day would be the understatement of the century. Especially with the City elections on the horizon.
Now I've been asked for endorsements from many of you. I'm still making up my mind. I did hear a dirty little rumor that Jason Meeker is thinking about a run for something. Which makes me think maybe I need to start drinking again.
