Sure, you've seen Slacker twelve times, you've played the bongos naked with Matthew McConaughey and you've burned a joint with the Dell Dude, but as a native Austinite (legally defined as a resident of the city for six or more years) I wanted to give a great big 'Howdy, Y'all' to everyone headed our way and offer a few insider tips on how to fully enjoy your stay in the Live Music (and Dead Turn Signal) Capital of the World.