GRAND HAVEN, Mich. -- Ottawa County will pay about $40,000 to correct an embarrassing typo on its Nov. 7 election ballot: The "L" was left out of "public."
A total of 170,000 ballots will have to be reprinted.
The mistake appeared in the text of a proposed amendment to the state constitution that would ban some types of affirmative action.
The word "public" was misspelled one of the six times it appears, county Clerk Daniel C. Krueger said Tuesday. Five or six people in his office had proofread the ballot, but it was an election clerk who found the mistake early last week.
"It's just one of those words," Krueger said. "Even after we told people it was in there, they still read over it."
In a surprise move this afternoon, endorsements for Kinky Friedman were announced.
Halloween Marshmallow Peeps announced they would support the independent campaign of Kinky.
"We wanted to endorse the Kinkster in late September, since we know that October is a big campaign month," Peeps were quoted as saying, "and plus we know that there is a good chance someone might eat us."
The announcement came as no shock to another candy critter known for his political aspirations. Chocolate bunny was contacted for his opinion earlier today. "It is no surprise these rogue Peeps would endorse an independent. But they should not be confused with original Peeps, as they are known yellow-bird Democrats who endorsed Boyd Richie in the summer for party chair."
We could not reach cute fluffy kitten or astroturf for their comments.
First, hello to Hardigree who graced us with a post after all these months. Of course, since he used to do humor his latest fits perfectly with this post.
Chris Bell went dove hunting this weekend. It's one of those things candidates do in Texas as Charles Elliott, a political scientist at Texas A&M-Commerce for more than 30 years, explained in the Statesman article.
He said Sunday that although a hunt for the cameras might seem pointless, it's also "part of the ritual you go through to make sure everybody knows you're a good ol' boy not in favor of gun control."
Hunting "may not help (a candidate) much. But it will hurt if you don't," Elliott said.
But things don't always go quite as planned...
Bell's borrowed shotgun was in the safety position when he attempted to squeeze the trigger on a flitting dove then shot by his guide, Tony Timmons.
"He about broke his finger trying to pull the trigger," Timmons told a hunting pal afterward.
I can't wait to run for office someday. I'm going to take the press Snipe Hunting.
Mind you, the topic is kind of funny. But we have way too many things on the plate in the city of Dallas. Plumber's crack isn't one of them!
I let the Dallas Morning News know my feelings in a letter published today. They could be fixing the crime rate, taxes, etc. Instead, they pull out a tactic of smoke and mirrors.
I wonder if Karl Rove has been helping them out over in City Hall with their political show boating? Or are these council people who are term limited, looking to prove that they can be good Congressmen and women one day?
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Oh where, oh where, could the ordinance be?
Oh where, oh where could it be?
The City of Austin has yet to release a draft or final version of a proposed change to the existing bicycle helmet ordinance that would purportedly make it illegal for adults to ride bikes anywhere without a helmet. The council voted to hold a public hearing on the mystery ordinance on Aug. 24, a mere two days from today.
Current Austin law requires anyone age 17 or under to wear a bicycle helmet.
"All we know is that council is looking at something that makes it mandatory for adults to wear helmets when riding a bicycle," said Rob D'Amico, spokesperson for the League of Bicycling Voters (LOBV), the organization leading the campaign against the proposal. "Beyond that, we can just guess at what we're supposed to comment on when it comes time for a public hearing. What will the penalties be for not having a helmet on? Will this apply to people riding in the "pedicabs" pulled by bicyclists downtown? Can they haul someone off to jail for not wearing a helmet? Inquiring minds, helmeted and non-helmeted, want to know."
Apparently, LOBV was told in July that the ordinance was not public and therefore could not be released. But there is one person that should know what is being crafted- former Mayor Bruce Todd who is on a holy quest to helmet the heads of Austinites whether they like it or not. As D'Amico said in a press statement,
"I guess that means Todd is privy to what's going on, so now we're looking for another former mayor out there with connections who might be able to help us figure it out."
Paging Kirk Watson...Gus Garcia? Heck, I bet Jennifer Gale might have the best information for as much time as she spends at City Council. (Does anyone else find that somewhat sad?)
There are other alternatives of course. The city's Urban Transportation Commission had the issue brought up on it's docket which resulted in (shockingly) not a recommendation for speedy passage of Bruce's Bike Law, but a "18-month comprehensive study on bicycle injuries and safety issues" which might, you know, provide some real statistics to base policy on for the City of Austin.
Also, (shockingly) the Austin Cycling Association, the largest bicycle organization in the Austin area with 1,500 members, is also recommending that the city not address an ordinance change next week, so that the city and ACA have time to review alternative recommendations for bicycle safety measures. The ACA leadership and membership voted in May to not support the proposed ordinance.
The public hearing on the yet to be circulated ordinance will be this Thursday, August 24, starting at 6pm down at City Hall.
Via Capitol Annex we get further news about what happens when mindless Republicans vote for James Leininger and oust Carter Casteel. You get the banning of Jell-O Shots.
Concerns about rowdy tubers downing shots and tossing the cups into the Guadalupe and Comal rivers spurred the ordinance. Already this year, floating parties provoked the City Council to increase fines for noise-ordinance violations and to ban "volume drinking devices" - better known as beer bongs.
Seriously, Republicans are just no fun. Then again, I'm sure some BOR readers won't be able to take a joke either, though the policy is quite real.
Update- I almost forgot about when PinkDome pointed out that a New Braunfels police officer was suspended after a child porn investigation.
The discovery that affiliation with the Republican Party is genetically determined was announced by scientists in the current issue of the journal NURTURE, causing uproar among traditionalists who believe it is a chosen lifestyle. Reports of the gene coding for political conservatism, discovered after a decades-long study of quintuplets in Orange County, CA, has sent shock waves through the medical, political, and golfing communities.
Psychologists and psychoanalysts have long believed that Republicans' unnatural disregard for the poor and frequently unconstitutional tendencies resulted from dysfunctional family
dynamics -- a remarkably high percentage of Republicans do have authoritarian domineering fathers and emotionally distant mothers who didn't teach them how to be kind and gentle.
Biologists have long suspected that conservatism is inherited. "After all," said
one author of the NURTURE article, "It's quite common for a Republican to have a brother or sister who is a Republican." The finding has been greeted with relief by Parents and Friends of Republicans (PFREP), who sometimes blame themselves for the political views of otherwise lovable children, family, and unindicted co-conspirators.
Now that KT has started printing his columns under the title Texan Tuesday, I too thought I should share some of my old columns with everyone. If only to prove that the Texan doesn't always print crap (I kid, I kid).
I'm going to keep it off the front page, because I'm that vain. If you like it, I may put some more on the site.
For some of you, high school ended five years ago. For others, it has only been a few months. But no matter who you are, high school is over, so shut the hell up about it.
I'm not trying to be mean or cold. I'm not saying you should forget your friends or your accomplishments. But if I have to hear about what you scored on your SATs one more time I'm going to rip the first chair flute district band patch off your letter jacket and burn it along with every high school yearbook you brought with you.
For freshmen, it can be a little harder since you probably didn't win state in anything or score with any hot guys or girls over the summer. Of course, you're freshmen, and the odds that you've scored at all or ever won state in anything are kind of low as it is.
