Burnt Orange Report: The Conservative Kinkster, Part III: Channeling Tom Tancredo

how does the press let this happen? (0.00 / 0)

This is great news cause this will be the lat good day Kinky has. Why? Cause he's not a cartoon any more he became a real candidate today and he’s a moron to boot. Is it not better to be thought of as a fool then to open ones mouth and dispel any doubt. He throws facts out like one liner and like his lame shtick his policy can’t hold up either.

Now the press will have to hold him accountable. Right?

by: hamiltonfan @ Wed Sep 06, 2006 at 17:26:33 PM CDT

bring them home (0.00 / 0)

If they brought our Guard home from Iraq, maybe we would have enough to actually patrol the border if thats what they want to do.

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by: John McClelland @ Thu Sep 07, 2006 at 09:59:05 AM CDT

Immigration: Kinky Can't Make Up His Mind (0.00 / 0)

FLIP: "PRESS RELEASE: Immigration policy Kinky Friedman today said he ... supports a portion of the House bill, which calls for the construction of 700 miles of security fence along the U.S.-Mexico border and which would make illegal immigration a felony."

FLOP: "Friedman said Tuesday that he never called immigrants felons, calling a reporter "full of (expletive)" before apologizing... a spokeswoman said the initial statement was posted erroneously."

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FLIP: "When I talk about the five Mexican generals, people think I’m joking but I’m dead serious. I will divide the border into five jurisdictions, assigning one Mexican general to each and providing a trust fund for that general. Every time a person crosses illegally, we subtract $5,000 from the trust fund."

FLOP: "QUESTION: Other candidates have laid out policies on illegal immigration, including the use of the National Guard. Are you sticking by your idea of paying Mexican generals to keep would-be illegals on their side of the border? FRIEDMAN: No."

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FLIP: "My immigration policy is 'Remember the Alamo.'"

FLOP: "Asked about his own strategy for securing the border, Friedman said, 'I'm not sure. I don't have a plan.'"

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FLIP: "All of these politicians are afraid of offending Hispanics. I want the border off the evening news until we get something resolved."

FLOP: "I want the border on the nightly news every night."

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FLIP: "Good fences make good neighbors, and, Mr. Fox, help us build that fence."

FLOP: "Kinky believes that the U.S. Senate is on the right track--with a plan that includes limited amnesty for hard-working illegal immigrants."

by: stopkinky @ Thu Sep 07, 2006 at 13:32:51 PM CDT

Kinky... Yikes! (0.00 / 0)

From the same Statesman article:

"Hurricane evacuees who broke the law or refused to find jobs should be sent back to Louisiana, he said, describing some of them as "just sucking the system."

What a creep!

by: coolclearwater @ Thu Sep 07, 2006 at 17:30:18 PM CDT

The Conservative Kinkster, Part III: Channeling Tom Tancredo

by: Ryan Goodland

Wed Sep 06, 2006 at 05:11 PM CDT