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January 23, 2006

Kinky Friedman on 60 Minutes Yesterday

By Damon McCullar

The Kinkster appeared on 60 minutes last night. He was still touting his stands on gay marriage, prayer in school, immigration (close the borders until Mexico cracks down) and the "Ten Suggestions":

"The Ten Commandments. The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back," says Friedman.

Why?

"I want them back, they belong there," says Friedman. "Maybe I'll have to change their name to the Ten Suggestions, you know. But they were taken out, not by separation of church and state, but by political correctness gone awry. One atheist stands up and says, 'I don't like the Ten Commandments,' and suddenly out they go. And, of course, we all know what happens to an atheist when he dies. His tombstone usually reads, 'All dressed up and no place to go.' "

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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school," he says. "I say what's wrong with a kid believing in something? I don't care if it's a tree or a rock or something, he should believe in something. I also support gay marriage. I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person."

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The only two things that I really learned from the interview is that Kinky is single and is an ex-Coke head. Oh yeah, he plans on getting the 71% of registered voters that didn't vote for for governor last go around to vote this time...good luck with that.

Posted by Damon McCullar at January 23, 2006 07:34 PM | TrackBack

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I darn near live-blogged this, but decided against it. I was astounded by the interview, to say the least...and the most...

Posted by: Vince Leibowitz at January 23, 2006 09:31 PM

The problem with the Ten Commandments is no one reads them. Particularly the ones on display in the courtrooms around the country. "Thou shalt not bear false witness." Something the district attorneys don't seem to mind when it wins them a conviction and the defense attorneys don't seem to mind when it wins them an acquittal. Most attorneys in this country learn rhetoric not as a means of making effective argument but rather how to lie convincingly. Maybe if kids read them in elementary school, they would remember them later in life. Sorry but I agree 100% with him. I'm sick of the "Enron Ethics" that has permeated this country. So are quite a few others.

If you look at his campaign finance report, he has quite a few individuals around the state who are contributing. Power in numbers. And the numbers are there. So don't dismiss his ability to get people to the polls who stopped going to the polls a long time ago. He obviously is getting them to send in those $100 checks. Most of his money seems to be in those $100 checks from average people. Not $1,000 checks from the attorneys and the "fat cats" in the corporate offices. As someone put it just the other day, you not only get who you vote for, you get who they have sold themselves to. The only people Kinky Friedman appears to have sold himself to are average Texans wanting someone to finally represent them instead of the attorneys and the "fat cats" who as we consistently see in the campaign finance reports of the "party candidates" sometimes write $100,00 checks.

If it were between him and Perry, I would take the cokehead over the real dopehead. Sigmund Freud used cocaine for ten years. I don't see anyone dismissing Sigmund Freud because of it.

Posted by: Baby Snooks at January 24, 2006 01:23 AM

Kinky needs to write some new jokes. It sounds like he's doing Rip Taylor's material

Posted by: Dave In A Cave at January 24, 2006 07:58 AM

yeah, the jokes are re-runs every time, but then again he is still encountering new voters and exposure with every interview/program. i heard that Bush used the same stump speech EVERY SINGLE TIME when he was running in 2004. man, those reporters must have been bored to tears.

note: Kinky is on Jay Leno on Wednesday night. note II: Kinky was man enough to admit previous drug use unlike Bush. I'll take someone who speaks the truth over a liar every time.

Posted by: IndiePol at January 24, 2006 12:08 PM

I recently read a piece (Molly Ivins?) that said the reason so many lawyers were against having the 10 Commandments in courtrooms was because the ones against stealing, adultery, covetousness, and especially bearing false witness created a hostile work environment

Posted by: davew at January 24, 2006 01:07 PM

And, of course, we all know what happens to a christian when he dies. His tombstone usually reads, 'I wasted all my life believing in that dumb shit and all I got was this lousy decaying corpse in a box six feet under ground'.

Posted by: edmo at January 24, 2006 02:54 PM

I'm about to finish law school, and I don't recall ever seeing a class on rhetoric listed in the course catalog. If anything, law students complain constantly that none of our classes teach us how to word an argument effectively or speak more persuasively.

Want to make lawyers less aggressive in the court room? Then don't make the US legal system an adversarial one. But be willing to give up everything else that goes with it.

And what's up with a champion of the little guy picking on the one group that every politician loves to beat up on - immigrants? Everybody knows that attacking immigrants, illegal or not, is the easiest, cheapest tactic in the world. Immigrants can't vote and almost none of them can donate to campaigns. And what is Mexico supposed to do, ask those families in Plano to stop demanding cheap labor for their well-manicured lawns?

Posted by: Law Student at January 25, 2006 12:54 AM

I like the Ten Suggestions idea, however 2 of the 10 are actual laws and the rest are moral suggestions. So there is a problem in either way of giving it a name.

Though I dont ever recall a time when the Ten Commandments were in school, unless Kinky went to a Jewish academy. Or maybe he refers back to the 18th century when the school marm was also preacher's wife? I for one dont care to go back to the past and live in The Village.

Posted by: John at January 25, 2006 10:51 AM
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