Alito Hearings, Day One
By Jim Dallas
Shorter Lindsay Graham: When Alito was writing anti-Roe memos for the Reagan administration, he wasn't being a wingnut, just a kissass.
Shorter Chuck Schumer: Judge Alito - you're crazy, aren't you?
[Schumer then proceeded to rake Alito over the coals, but finished with a thoughtful argument for why mum ain't the word.]
Shorter John Cornyn: All the Democrats are for Alito, except for the ones that aren't [metaphorical evil eye to Schumer], and that's swell.
Shorter John Cornyn (2): I want someone on the Supreme Court who will cram religion down our throats - you know, someone who doesn't have an extremist liberal agenda.
Shorter Dick Durbin: I might vote for you if you dressed up like Sandra Day O'Connor.
Posted by Jim Dallas at January 9, 2006 01:19 PM
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