BORed - Full Disclosure
By Matt Hardigree
I've decided that I should come clean as to my many conflicts of interest. Those of you out there may not know that I've been doing a little bit of non-paid work with the Chris Bell campaign that has mostly consisted of me calling and bothering them.
Felix Alvarado, is not a name you've probably heard before, but he was my calculus teacher in high school and taught me how to stand and deliver.
Warren Chisum may be a huge homophobe, but he used to come over and watch Will & Grace at my apartment. He may hate the gays, but he loves the witty repartee of Karen and Jack.
Kinky is my illegitimate father. We had a rocky relationship for a while, but then he took me along with him to solve one of his mysteries and now I feel a lot closer to him.
Barbara Ann and I did something untoward one night after splitting a bottle of Jack at a rally for Jimmy Carter and nine months later Andy came into our lives. He doesn't know though, so don't tell him.
Well, I feel a lot better now.
Posted by Matt Hardigree at October 2, 2005 08:23 PM
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Yay, all those links in one place, now I know who to vote for!! I was a little depressed earlier that I didn't care about who ran Texas but now I can make an educated choice while mindlessly flipping through nice photos!! I kid, not because I'm bitter but because I have nothing better to do with my life but seriously that Felix dude speaks to me...