October 13, 2004
Bill O'Reilly is a Scumbag (and Another Blogger B-Day)
By Andrew Dobbs
Happy B-Day Karl-T. and welcome to Zach N. (my best friend and now a fellow blogger)! My birthday is tomorrow and as it is my 21st, I will begin legally drinking at midnight tonight. Those who know me are invited to join me on 6th- just give me a call.
But on the fun side of things, Bill O'Reilly is being sued for sexual harrassment. Now, I have been frivolously charged with sexual harrassment before and as a result I am pretty skeptical about these things. But some of the quotes from this case really sound like verbatim recordings and as a result I'm wondering what kind of evidence exists. Could O'Reilly's invitations to menages a trois and offers to instruct ladies in the techniques of vibrators bring him down? One can only hope.
Best allegation: O'Reilly was traveling to Italy to meet the POPE with his pregnant wife staying at home and he regaled the plaintiff and her friend with hopes that he would be able to hook up with "hot Italian women." That's right, he was hoping to use his audience with the Holy See as an opportunity to cheat on his wife.
Let's bring this dirtbag down.
Update Read this section with its detailed monologue. No way this is made up, IMHO. This is recorded and when O'Reilly's famous voice is heard on CNN discussing kissing his producer's "spectacular boobs," it'll be all over.
Posted by Andrew Dobbs at October 13, 2004 04:29 PM
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I believe it's called Stockholm Syndrome.
However, you're sort of missing the point, which is that this guy is a spewer of the so-called "family values" brigade, which holds itself above all others by loudly braying about their superior morals. Whether or not this woman "went back" to the situation does not remove the fact that O'Reilly said these things to her. Totally inappropriate in any situation, especially when you hold yourself on such a pedestal.
I know that's called hypocritical.
BTW, the thought of O'Reilly reproducing is just so eeeeeeewwwwwyyyyyyy.
There's something so familiar about all this...
Politically-charged figure... another woman... used his position to cheat on his wife...
It'll come back to me sooner or later...
lol
SO! Does this mean that you guys secretly think Bill Clinton is also a dirtbag?
One can only hope... =)
