Kinky Rick Santorum
By Byron LaMasters
Via Wonkette, the latest from the kinkiest Senator in Washington:
Santorum will seek Whip slot.
Because, he seems to know more about various sex acts than just about anyone else in Washington (heck, in just about anywhere for all I know):
“In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality.” –Rick Santorum, AP interview
That's right, guys. Save marriage today, because next generation, it'll be man on box turtle.
Posted by Byron LaMasters at September 29, 2004 11:09 PM
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