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June 30, 2004I'm a Chauvinistic Pig!By Byron LaMastersI'm not sure if I should be offended for being called a chauvinist (a homosexual chauvinist at that), or if I should take it as a badge of honor, considering that the attack comes from Chris Elam - an Aggie who happens to be a Republican political consultant whose client list includes our good friend, Tom DeLay (and I'd be neglectful if I did not point out that Chris Elam is a heterosexual). I guess I'll choose the badge of honor. Chris got a bit perturbed with my take on a story stating that escorts and strip clubs were preparing for a big week when the GOP is in town for their convention. Did I mention that Chris is straight? A bit perturbed is an understatement. First, Chris makes an ad hominem attack on strippers and "madams", since you know - they can't be trusted. Well, sure, some exaggeration might be involved, but I'll trust a stripper before I'll trust a Republican. Second, Chris suggests that it's not the Republicans that would be engaged in these activities. Why, it's the liberal media! Of course. I should have thought of that one myself. You know, because Republicans would never do things that contradict the strong family values planks in their platform. Third, Chris calls me a chauvinist, because I don't think of the women. Or maybe right-wingers believe that homosexuality is synonymous with chauvinism, since we believe in the superiority of one's own gender - hmm... well in bed, yes, but everywhere else... no. Fine then, call me a chauvinist in the bedroom, but it's an insult anywhere else. Otherwise, the sarcasm escapes me. Fourth, Chris accuses me of turning on feminists and embracing conservative moral values. Wait, didn't he just attack me as a chauvinist? You really have to spell it out to these right-wingers. I stated that a Republican delegate poised a greater threat to the institution of marriage by going to a strip club or hiring an escort than did gay and lesbian couples that wanted to get married. The right-wing Republican interpretation of that is that I want to close down strip clubs and I'm a hypocrite since I'm a liberal that ya know, should be supporting these feminists. Right. I'd challenge Chris to find me a couple that has gotten divorced because gays and lesbians want to get married. On the other hand, I'm sure we could both find people who got divorced because of an affair that one partner had with a stripper or escort. I never made a moral judgement on either of those activities, simply a factual one. It's not my place to make moral judgements on either activity, but that's a debate for another time. Anyway, I'll spare yall the rest. You can read more from Chris on his blog, here. He happens to be a heterosexual by the way (did I mention that earlier?). Posted by Byron LaMasters at June 30, 2004 02:16 AM | TrackBackComments
Thanks for replying Byron. The quote "I'll trust a stripper before I trust a Republican" is priceless. But I know you had just as much fun as I did writing on this post. =) And thanks for posting the photos of my trip. San Francisco really is a beautiful city. Posted by: Chris at June 30, 2004 09:11 AMA heterosexual and one who would, in his words "would fight and sacrifice" for his country. Dude, the time is now. You're 23 with a cat as a dependent -- enlist. Do the right thing. Posted by: cacafuego at June 30, 2004 10:06 AMChris is not going to enlist in the military. Maybe serve in the national guard and work on political campaigns - Republicans call that serving your country. He is just a typical Republican - "do as I say - not as I do". Posted by: GT at June 30, 2004 12:55 PMi think its funny that no one bothered to talk about how he caught your guy being so biased and selective with his quotes. then you guystrust hookers too? but typically, all liberals can do is try to change the subjectand make fun of christians and conservatives. i love the part where your guy says he doesnt make moral judgments but the entire first post he made talks about how republicans are going to destroy the family structure. idiot Posted by: Laughing at June 30, 2004 01:48 PMNote to all gay chauvanist Austinites: ACTION ALERT! On Sunday, the 4th of July, a www.takeup.org/july4_event.htm LGRL of Texas is working with Soulforce Austin to We need your help to galvanize a city-wide Here is the plan: 1. LGBT singles, couples, families, and our 2. At 4:00pm we will attend the rally on the south That's it. Very simple. Your presence and the truth A debriefing will be held at MCC-Austin immediately Again, please attend the brief training at 2:00pm if Seriously - don't respond to that kind of bullshit. This guy is from SUGARLAND - heartland of Tom DeLay and other foolishness. Wipe this fool off your radar and concentrate on more important matters. He's just baiting you to increase traffic to his *yawn* blog. Posted by: Jane Roe at July 1, 2004 12:42 AMPost a comment
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