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June 29, 2004Escort Agencies, Strip Clubs Prepare for GOP ConventionBy Byron LaMastersYeah. Yeah, the hypocrites:
It's not just the escort agencies that are expected to thrive with thousands of Republicans in town. The strip clubs are gearing up for increased business as well:
You really can't put it much better than that. The delegates engaging in these services will likely sit idly throughout the days as they listen to their party leadership speak of the evils of gay marriage. Then, they'll go out at night and indulge themselves in activities that poise a much greater threat to marriage than two gays or lesbians does. Oh well. Perhaps, Rick Perry is on to something. If this article is any indication of how much Republicans enjoy strip clubs, then perhaps it'll be easier to fund our schools than I thought with Perry's proposed strip club tax. Ya know, it's for the kids after all. Via Political Wire. Posted by Byron LaMasters at June 29, 2004 11:35 AM | TrackBackComments
Talk about catering to the right-wingers. Keep an eye out for Bill Clinton in NYC that week... =) You can't support Chick-Fil-A. I doubt you were inclined to in the first place, but you don't seem to be supporting strippers or call girls any more for "political" reasons. So, chuckling to myself, I wonder... Aren't they just exercising their right to privacy? Family cohesiveness be damned! Its THEIR bodies, after all. Its THEIR choice. You should be applauding the people who are looking to help these "ladies" pursue their constitutional rights... Laughing openly, I wonder... Since when have madams and strip club owners been the unchallenged source of news and information? Hmmmm... right about the time it started looking politically good for liberals like yourself. Now, stroking my chin contemplatively... Did it ever occur to you that there are only 5,000 delegates and alternates to this convention, yet there will be thousands of other people invading NYC like journalists, technicians, vendors, etc.? Ahh... but objective thinking shouldn't get in the way of liberal agenda. My apologies. =) Posted by: Chris at June 29, 2004 05:47 PMGood point just made by my wife, giggling at your sexist take on this article. You totally and conspicuously ignore the female take on this story. Byron...I wouldn't expect you to be so narrow-minded. =) Half of the Republican delegates are WOMEN... Maybe they're the ones who are "booking private parties for delegates anxious to ogle topless beauties after a day of watching fully clothed politicians boast about family values." Or would that be the story out of Boston? =) Posted by: Chris at June 29, 2004 05:52 PMChris, let me put away all the sharp objects, in case any of them happen to puncture your inflated personality. Posted by: Karl-T at June 29, 2004 09:33 PMChris, Hey, who says it's a sexist view. Why can't Republican women flock to titty bars as well? :) Thanks for staying on top of things Karl. But my personality is registering just fine. I realize I have struck a nerve, so I hope the twinge doesn't last too long. The humor here is unmistakable. This story was too good to pass up. So good, it wasn't even noted that all these quotes come from madams and titty-club owners. =) Nor was it noted that the influx of visitors to NYC won't all be male GOP delegates. Nor was the quote included from Robyn Few, the same prostitute who claims that street-walking is safe behavior, where she says that those family-values conscious Democrats are frequenting call girls in droves. =) Posted by: Chris at June 29, 2004 11:20 PMStill waiting for anybody to stand up for the veracity of madams, hookers, and strip-club owners. Its only the entire basis of this "story". Anybody got a response other than I'm a Christian, a Republican, and therefore I have an inflated personality? =) Anybody? Posted by: Chris at June 29, 2004 11:24 PMNo, we're stumped Chris. Posted by: Karl-T at June 30, 2004 12:27 AMChris, Just so there is no misunderstanding, are you insinuating that madames, hookers and strip-club owners are somehow have less charactor than "Christians" and Republicans? Please tell me this is your point. Open that door --- PLEASE!!! Actually, I am most definitively stating that strippers, hookers, and strip club owners have a history of not being entirely truthful with what they have to say. For those doubters out there... to quote Chris Rock: "No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. NONE." =) Posted by: Chris at June 30, 2004 04:34 PMChris, Heidi Fleiss ALL famous madames/hookers, all refused to name any of their clients. Now for the folks in the glass house: Rep. Henry Hyde Rep. Bob Barr Rep. Dan Burton Rep. Helen Chenoweth Rep. Ken Calvert Bill McCartney John Rowland – This one is way to easy.
You left out Bill Clinton. Wow. You must have spent a great deal of time writing that comment, when all you really wanted to say was contained in the last paragraph. I'm coming up on 15 seconds... now. =) Posted by: Chris at June 30, 2004 09:02 PMWOW to you. You couldn't try and make your point to me without once again pointing your finger of blame elsewhere. 10 seconds. Posted by: GT at July 1, 2004 07:08 AMPost a comment
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