 Tonight is the second big debate between Rick Perry, Kay Bailey Hutchison, and Debra Medina. If tonight is at all like their last debate, it will behoove rational Texans to be very drunk by the end of the show. (Heck, their 'facts' might make more sense then, too.)
Texas Gubernatorial Drinking Game
Rick Perry
- If he says Washington, take a shot.
- If he claims the Texas Enterprise Fund is successful, take two shots.
- If he looks like he's trying to impersonate George W. Bush, scream "Frank the Tank!" and chug a beer.
- If he looks like he's trying to impersonate Dick Cheney, duck before you get shot.
Kay Bailey Hutchison
- If she addresses Rick Perry as Governor, take a shot.
- If she says she has a plan for transportation, take two shots and set your bus pass on fire.
- If she tries to tag-team with Debra Medina to attack Perry, take three shots for each member of the most gruesome threesome in Texas political history.
- If she tells Rick Perry, "I was a cheerleader. I was a great cheerleader. You, sir, are no cheerleader" then put that shot on YouTube as fast as possible.
Debra Medina
- If she says "lower taxes" take a shot.
- If she admits she doesn't know an answer, take two shots.
- If you see her in the grocery store, run before you get shot.
- If she wins the debate again, toast whatever you have left to a Republican primary runoff.
Enjoy the debate! And remember, if any of these folks win in November, we all lose.
Note: Burnt Orange Report is not responsible for alcohol poisoning that will inevitably result from following this game. |
