Caption This: District Attorney Race

I don't live in Travis County (0.00 / 0)

so I don't know either of these people, but what the hell...

Picture #1: "Mind you. I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopaedias..."

Picture #2: The crowd laughed a little when Mindy Montford referenced Dane Cook's "rock quotes" during her speech, but they seemed less amused with the "itchy asshole" bit that she followed up with.

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by: Big Tex @ Tue Apr 08, 2008 at 22:27:07 PM UTC

I'll take a stab at it (3.00 / 1)

Soccer moms, Nascar dads, South Park Republicans, and latte liberals have all been covered. Lehmberg goes after the next voting demographic, Bassmaster mothers. "Yeah it was this big. I was using a crank bait down near the dam. I'm telling you it was huge!"

Caught up in the excitement she yelled, "We're Going streaking up through the quad and into the gymnasium! Come on everybody, come on!" That was the beginning of the end for Montford's campaign.

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by: matthew_lt @ Wed Apr 09, 2008 at 00:03:14 AM UTC

You totally (0.00 / 0)

beat me to the fishing caption.

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by: Triangulation of Death @ Wed Apr 09, 2008 at 19:13:19 PM UTC

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I'm very disappointed... (0.00 / 0)

With the passing of Pink Dome, I'm very disappointed that BOR readers didn't contribute a little more. We are very witty and funny group (example here and here plus many more) and I know that we could do better than my weak attempt.  

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by: matthew_lt @ Wed Apr 09, 2008 at 23:59:04 PM UTC