| So, unknown to us all, there have been some signs you may not have noticed that are all secret message and part of the final plan to topple Craddick tonight. We're offering this as a BOR exclusive. Listed in the original Loco And Dissent Calendar was actually a list of members ready to sign on to anti-Craddick efforts, disguised as sponsors of a bill. After that signal was sent, the Governor have his tacit approval by defeating the State Amphibian bill of Bonnen, a sign of thanks offered to Rose for releasing his pledge to Craddick, seeing as the blind salamander is in his district and he was not given the chance to offer the bill. Now, Rep. Dunnam has planted his daughter on the dias who has control of the gavel. The plan? Have her steal it and run out of the house. Without the gavel, the Speaker will be powerless as his absolute power is drawn from the 17 inch Phoenix feather located in its core, which happens to match the same core feather found in Tom DeLay's gavel. At that point Rep. Talton will raise a Point of Order that the whole House is out of Order, the whole Session is out of Order, and which point the Order of the Phoenix will swoop in and change Speaker Craddick into a blind salamander. A swift motion and vote will be made, vacating him from the chair and installing the newly Salamandarized Craddick as the official Puppet of the State of Texas. Game. Set. Match. |
