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Wanted: Speech Writer for Louie Gohmert


by: Cody Yocom

Tue Feb 20, 2007 at 09:38 PM CST


U.S. Representative Louie Gohmert of Tyler met with the Lions Club of Hallsvile in Longview on Monday night.  While there, he discussed many of the issues facing the nation and East Texans, including high gas prices, drilling of natural resources in the region, a short time on the war in Iraq, and of course his favorite topic: immigration. 

Gohmert found himself in wading in head level waters of his own making while discussing immigration and Mexico in general.  I don't know where to start with his remarks, other than to just provide them to you. 

The Longview News-Journal reports:

  Returning to the topic of unused natural resources, he emphasized the importance of tapping into the resources available in the U.S. to make the country less dependent on foreign oil.

He also said the U.S. had become a prosperous nation, while its neighbor Mexico is still considered a third-world country. Gohmert said the natural resources of the two countries aren't that different.

"The difference," he said. "We are a nation of laws. As imperfect as our system is, we are still the most law-abiding nation in the world."

He praised Mexican people for being hard working, but he said they live in a land of lawless corruption.

I guess my first thought is, who wrote this rambling crap for Gohmert?  Second thought, wonder if the 2.1 million people in lock up in the United States think we are the most law-abiding nation in the world? 

I sure am glad Gohmert could clear up those questions for everyone.  U.S. vs. Mexican resources...basically equal.  And, since Mexicans are hard working, what could the problem possibly be?  Well, its just that while the US is law abiding, Mexico is just a place of lawlessness and corruption.  Way to speak in generalities and with such depth.  Exactly what you want out of a US Congressman.  Paging: Non-idiot to run against this guy. 

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Also said by Gohmert... (0.00 / 0)
"ummm...I believe you have my stapler..." (quote from the movie Office Space)...

Am I still far from my frappuccino high crash, or is BOR trying to find him a speechwriter? Perhaps Lou Dobbs? LOL

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Louie Gohmert is a (5.00 / 2)
mental midget.  I mean, there's no other way to put it.  It's sad really. 

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It seems to me... (0.00 / 0)
that he doesn't even have a speechwriter...unless the speechwriter was hired off the set of the TV show "Cops"....

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Gohmert (5.00 / 1)
goes from gaf to gaf.  He'd be out of a job if this district wasn't 60%+ Republican.  Even most Republicans I speak to in Tyler don't really like the guy or think of him as bright or a future leader in the Congress.  However, he's Republican and that's plenty for them.  I'm afraid that with the current district he's safe for a long time.  The possibility is if someone like Senator Kevin Eltife were to go after him, which I can only categorize as an extreme longshot.  Sure wish I had a better answer.  However, I do plan on pointing out the idiocy of this "congressman" as much as possible while he is still in Congress. 

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Ummmmm yeahhhhh.... (0.00 / 0)
We're going to have to go ahead and have you move down to Storage Room B, mmmk?

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Ok,... (0.00 / 0)
I'm going to set the building on fire...

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Unfortunately, Gohmert is my congressman (0.00 / 0)
and dumb comments are nothing new for him.

Remember when Murtha schooled him on the House floor.

I would love find a candidate to go up against him, though this is a brutal district.

And after the Roger Owen fiasco last year, we couldn't possibly do any worse.

Any ideas, Cody?


V2Aggie where (0.00 / 0)
do you reside?  I'm a Tylerite and deal with him and Leo Berman.  At 25, I'm beginning to lose hair out of frustration. 

Oh. (0.00 / 0)
Is that where my hair is going?

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Genius compared to Burgess (0.00 / 0)
Be thankful you don't have my Congressman, Michael Burgess, after 4 years in office this stooge still reads from note cards in committee. He is a total boob. It really makes you wonder how these guys get elected and why nobody more qualified doesn't run.

Is there such thing as a "smart politician?" (0.00 / 0)
Seems like these days a robot could do just as good as a job with all the boobs we have out there...

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They get elected... (0.00 / 0)
Because they have a political machine and we don't. 

They plug any idiot into their system and because they have infrastructure in place are able to methodically elect these buffoons cycle in and cycle out.

How did they build that machine?  Because they operate and build cycle in and cycle out.

To defeat them we must do the same, only we don't select buffoons to stick into our political machine, we select real progressives who have spines, and real motivation to serve the people.  Not those who wish to pander to the special interests and lobbyists who taint our political system.

TMH 

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi


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Progressive, Conservative, Moderate... (0.00 / 0)
no one has spines. The candidates with spines are the ones who didn't win the office. They refused to become an interest group puppet- regardless of political philosophy. Want proof? Go to www.newsmeat.com and see for yourself.

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I fail to see where he is wrong... (0.00 / 0)
I'm no expert on Mexico or natural resource, and I certainly wouldn't say we have equal resources, and in general sweeping generalities are stupid... but I fail to see what he said that is so wrong.

Wasn't it Mexico's Human Rights minister that made that American family watch their father bleed to death when they couldn't come up with enough cash to bribe him so they could get medical treatment?

Isn't Mexico City the new kidnap capital of Earth?

My uncle instructed me on the finer points of where to hide cash and how much when visiting Mexico, because he claims it's a nearly 100% chance you will be shaken down for cash by the cops if you have US plates.  He should know, his son didn't take his advice and was kidnapped by the police when and they threatened to claim they found drugs on him and "lose" him if he didn't come up with several thousand dollars.  He haggled them down to 500 I think.

So, am I missing something?  It seems pretty lawless and corrupt to me.  I certainly wouldn't want to run a buisness there.


Have you been to Mexico lately? (0.00 / 0)
There are a lot of good reasons to question the competence of Louie Gohmert- A&M...Corps...roommate of Rick Perry... If you watch a couple of days of CSPAN and you begin to wonder how he finds his way to the chamber. 

But honestly, it's hard to argue that Mexico is a particularly lawful place.  If you get away from the tourist areas in Mexico, it's not a safe country.

Have you been paying attention to the murder rates on the border?  Or how many sheriffs on both sides of the border have been convicted of corruption?  Or how many of the law enforcement officers who try to do their jobs end up with a bullet in their head?

Gohmert's comments are not particularly elegant or tactful but there's some truth to what he's saying.

With that said, Gohmert belongs in the Lege with the rest of the village idiots.


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No (0.00 / 0)
I'm not defending his intelligence, I just thought some of the backlash is out of line.  I don't follow news from Mexico much, other than to know the life expectancy of a Nuevo Laredo sherrif is about 3 hours, and something about 7 cops being gunned down in Acapulco the same day a bunch of Canadian tourists were shot.

Basically, I know enough to know I want nothing to do with that country, even though I really want to visit Myan ruins.  Of course, I've been biased ever since Mexican fans cheered "Osama, Osama" when the US played them in soccer.


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