Republican Congressman Blake Farenthold Is The Proud Owner of Blow-Me.Org

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Congressman Blake “Ducky Pajamas” Farenthold, who represents an area of Texas that runs from Bastrop to Corpus Christi, is the proud owner of Blow-Me.org, his spokesperson confirmed to Buzzfeed.

However, the Congressman is not planning to renew it, suggesting that the URL failed to meet Farenthold’s expectations.

Farenthold was elected in 2010 in a Republican wave that took out long-time incumbent Democratic Rep. Solomon Ortiz. He has since managed to distinguish himself not only for his infamous duck pajamas, but also for telling veterans to make sacrifices before voting to cut their disability checks and bragging to his birther constituents that the House has the votes to impeach the President.

In an equally sad attempt at auto-fellatio, Farenthold also registered the URL “democratsforblake.com.”

Buzzfeed also dug up this image of the website for Farenthold’s former business, a “computer consulting firm specializing in helping professionals use technology to become more productive.”

Well then.

Voters should rest assured that if they turn this embarrassment out of office in 2016, he will have a thriving tech company to return to, and plenty of web properties to develop.

Update: It has been pointed out that Texas’s anti-sodomy statute is still on the books (despite being struck down by SCOTUS). Bad news for Blake, I guess.

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Katherine Haenschen

Katherine Haenschen is a PhD candidate at the University of Texas, where she studies political participation on digital media. She previously managed successful candidate, issue, voter registration, and GOTV campaigns in Central Texas. She is also a fan of UCONN women's basketball and breakfast tacos.

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