In a surprise move this afternoon, endorsements for Kinky Friedman were announced.
Halloween Marshmallow Peeps announced they would support the independent campaign of Kinky.
"We wanted to endorse the Kinkster in late September, since we know that October is a big campaign month," Peeps were quoted as saying, "and plus we know that there is a good chance someone might eat us."
The announcement came as no shock to another candy critter known for his political aspirations. Chocolate bunny was contacted for his opinion earlier today. "It is no surprise these rogue Peeps would endorse an independent. But they should not be confused with original Peeps, as they are known yellow-bird Democrats who endorsed Boyd Richie in the summer for party chair."
We could not reach cute fluffy kitten or astroturf for their comments.
