It's no joke — Donald Trump donated $10,000 to Greg Abbott's campaign for Governor.
At press time it was unclear if Donald Trump had asked to see Wendy Davis's long-form birth certificate.
Maybe if we're lucky, Ted Nugent and Donald Trump can go on a trip to stump for Abbott. We can call it the “Not Even Thinly-Veiled Racists For Greg Abbott” Tour.
Below the jump, put words in Donald Trump's mouth about why he supports Greg Abbott!What's The Donald saying to Abbott?