On Saturday, Rick Perry Forgot Which State He Was In

0
0 Flares Filament.io 0 Flares ×

Rick Perry spoke this weekend in New Orleans at the RedState conservative conference. RedState is a big deal for right-wingers, who formed it in response to the influential progressive Netroots Nation conference. RedState is where Perry chose to announce his ill-fated candidacy back in the summer of 2011.

This time, Perry managed to immediately remind Republicans why (even) they had to reject him in 2012. Perry, donning new black-rimmed glasses, declared early in his speech, “There are many other states that embrace those conservative values, the approach we've taken over the years. I'm in one today – Florida.”

“We're in Louisiana,” someone in the audience shouted.

Yikes. Ouch. Ooh. Ahh. Florida is three states away from Louisiana. It's not as though Perry is on the campaign trail these days, constantly in a new state. There's no rational explanation other than what we've known all along: Rick Perry is a dim bulb. His hopes for 2016, when he's repeatedly hinted that he'll run again, are based on the hope that his 2012 campaign didn't reveal anything so bad about himself that he can't win four years later.

But it definitely did. Read more below the jump.First, take it from Republicans themselves, via Wayne Slater:

“The media will tear him apart,” said Al Jeanfreau of Tammany Parish north of New Orleans. Ronny Potts, a retired military officer who recently moved to Florida from Corpus Christi, doesn't see Perry as a serious contender for the GOP nomination next time. “I don't think he has a chance,” said Potts. He predicted 2016 on the GOP side will come down to a choice between Ted Cruz and Ron Paul.

What people realized about Rick Perry in 2012 is that he simply has no idea what he's doing most of the time. He's full of swagger-shaped emptiness, and cannot be trusted not to embarrass himself, his party and his state at any given time. There's something not only quixotic but pathetic about Perry's attempt to regain not only respect from his own party but presidential prominence.

The man's a goner, and we Texans are very pleased he isn't running for re-election next year. But in keeping with the last thirteen years, he won't take his leave without looking foolish to the very end.  

About Author

Ben Sherman

Ben Sherman has been a BOR staff writer since 2011. A graduate of the University of Texas, Ben has worked on campaigns, in political consulting, and has written for other news outlets like Think Progress. Ben considers campaign finance reform the fundamental challenge of our time because it affects every other issue in American politics. He is currently on leave for the election season.

Leave A Reply

2014 © Burnt Orange Report All Rights Reserved. Do not republish without express written permission.

Site designed and developed by well + done DESIGN

0 Flares Twitter 0 Facebook 0 Filament.io 0 Flares ×