Burnt Orange Report

Baghdallas is too close to Baghaustin, wouldn't like that, and not a Baghgalveston by the sea, no way. The country looks good tho. Why wouldn't Delay locate the capital closer to his home?

I like the next item after following the link.

Kerry Set to Debate Mount St. Helens

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Portland, OR - Infused with confidence and still pumped up from his resounding win in the first presidential debate, Sen. John Kerry has agreed to debate Mount St. Helens in an attempt to divert a possible new eruption. "Mount St. Helens was wrong in 1980 and she's wrong today," Kerry told a group of Oregon democrats today. "This is the wrong eruption of the wrong volcano at the wrong time."

Many republicans, however, dismiss the move as grandstanding, and say that Kerry just likes to use the word 'magma' because he thinks it sounds 'macho.'

Sound like a good use of his time, since he doesn't show up for his day job very often. Maybe he'll listen to Mt. St. Helens.