Burnt Orange Report

Oh my God, I'm bored

By Nathan Nance

Guest post by Nate Nance

This seems like an incredibly slow news night. I just spent several minutes watching one newscaster do everything they could to not mention other reasons besides his nanny for Bernard Kerik to withdraw his nomination and another explaining what children were asking for Christmas from Santa.

I've come up with a theory, it might only be true in my area, but I think that all the news people actually go to school for cosmetology. They can't write worth a damn, they dress way too fancily for local news and their hair looks like it was done by someone who's a cheerleader's mom. Not to mention they all sound like 12-year-olds from East Texas. Maybe it's just where I live.

The only exception is the Channel 10 weekend meteorologist Angela Montoya, who is as beautiful as she is smart.

I'm trying to kill time here, waiting for games to end so that I can finish and go home. I'm very tired and I'm probably not going to post again tonight. I've been having fun guest blogging at BOR and I really hate to see it end soon. I will write some more in the morning, unless a war breaks out or something. Until then.

This is a guest post from Nate Nance. Nate is a sports/news clerk at the Waco Tribune-Herald and writer/editor of Common Sense a Texas-based Democratic Web log. He can be reached at nate_nance@yahoo.com