The Okkies are up to it Again
By Byron LaMasters
On the eve of Texas / OU, here's the latest from Oklahoma:
Their tourism brochure?
Take a look.
They've now been recalled, but it's still a revealing look at what people do for fun in the Sooner state.
"Durin the summer, Oklahoma is hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock. This makes it a good time too do some inside shoppin. Whether your looking for bathtub gin or used guns, Oklahoma ain't known as the KMart of the Midwest for nothin".
"Lots of satates got rules about where you can exercise your constitutional right to shoot shit. Well, not here in Oklahoma. Bring your gun and keep what you kill!"
"While lots of states has has tryed to deny there heritage, you can join us for annual celebrations of the old South, a great time in our history. Spend the day watching reinactments, then spend the night gettin drunk as ten indians at the confederate ball"
Full story on CNN.
Via Mark Twang.
Posted by Byron LaMasters at October 8, 2004 03:27 PM
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