More Commies, and, I can't find my keys!
By Jim Dallas
Mark Schmitt wonders if Bush is a closet commie, on the basis that his second term agenda is almost certain to lead to a complete breakdown in the private health care system. In addition to the complete breakdown in the pension system, the tax system, and everything else, I might add. This is almost sort of a "let's have an experiment and see if Karl Marx was right!" sort of agenda.
On another note, I can't find my keys, so I am stuck at home. I can't drive without keys, so I can't get to the HCDP voter registration drive at Sharpstown Mall (being organized by Old Man Wythe). Nor can I go up to the school to study. I think the commies snuck into my apartment last night and stole my keys. On the other hand, my bible is still where I left it...
UPDATE: The aforementioned Decembrist post is actually a few months old, but it's relevant to this DailyKos diary, which asks, "why isn't Kerry slapping the President silly with this?" Indeed! And why is it that Bush is the one on the offensive about health care ("Kerry's for socialized medicine and blah blah blah...")
UPDATE 2: I found them! Take that, collectivists!
(If you ever get the impression I'm having too much fun with this, you'd be correct).
Posted by Jim Dallas at September 19, 2004 03:24 PM
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