Burnt Orange Report

Texas Tuesdays: Richard Morrison

By Karl-Thomas Musselman

Via Texas Tuesdays...

The following is a message from Richard Morrison, who's running to rid us of the disgrace that is Tom DeLay and who could surely use your help in doing so:

While campaigning in Fort Bend County last weekend I had the pleasure of meeting some of the charming ladies of the local GOP clubs. We exchanged friendly greetings and had a nice discussion about the campaign. I told them how many people in the district had told me they were supporting President Bush AND Richard Morrison because they just couldn't bring themselves to vote for DeLay this time. That strained their smiles a bit but our friendly conversation continued.

I was flattered by the kind words the ladies had about my campaign and was especially flattered when they invited me to join the GOP. Here's what I told them:

"Well thank you ladies, that is very sweet, I am flattered. But here's the deal, the Democratic Party is the party of my grandparents, the greatest Americans I have known. I'll never switch parties -- if Hell froze over I'd fight the GOP on the ice."

There's not much ice to be found around here, but that kind of fighting spirit is becoming more and more prevalent in Texas Democrats. Please help us keep it going.

Read the Morrison Introduction and his phony Boy Scout award.
Plus, there is the fantastic Texas Tuesday's Morrison Interview