Burnt Orange Report

On a Lighter Note

By Karl-Thomas Musselman

In order to provide some cheer here (for my own sake and for you, the reader), I give you the latest "Anybody Buts."

Just think if it was Clark. We'd have the Alphabet.
ABC

Just think if it was Edwards. We'd have Lincoln.
ABE

Just think if it was Shaprton. We'd have muscles.
ABS

Thanks you and Good Night!