September 27, 2003
More on Metrosexuality
By Byron LaMasters
Here's another test you can try. My first post on the topic is here. Or you can just read Maureen Dowd's parody on Arnold the Metrosexual.
Posted by Byron LaMasters at September 27, 2003 08:59 AM
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I took the test. These were my results.
"You're almost metro.
You're almost there!
You're on the right track with the way you dress, the places you shop
and the people you're with. Time for a little help from your friends.
Our advice: Spend more time with your gay friends, your girlfriends,
or visit your stylist. Avoid NASCAR events."
You "guys" need to let your balls drop. Watch some football. Drink some beer. And trade in that sporty little coop for a chevy with some nice suspension, go put that sucker in the mud. Women like men who act like men. Spend more time with your buddies, yes even your girlfriends (and I mean your significant other here), and tell your stylist to let his balls drop too.
