Burnt Orange Report

Foreplay is fun

By Byron LaMasters

I like foreplay. Bob Graham, Dick Gephardt and Joe Lieberman oppose foreplay. Shame on them. Foreplay is fun, sexy, erotic, exciting... to oppose it is to be righteous, puritanical, fundamentalist, etc. Boring. Howard Dean gets it right. He teased us with a little bit of foreplay, then dove into the real thing. Those other guys just don't quite have the same touch. Boring. Duh. LOL.

Confused, yet? Well, take a look at this satirical article from the Washington Post on what the other campaigns thought of the big news, that Howard Dean was actually running for President after the months of consummate suspense:

For the record, both Graham and Gephardt are official candidates for president, as is Sen. Joe Lieberman (D-Conn.). "We don't believe in foreplay," says an official from one of these declared campaigns, who asked not to be identified because he did not wish to associate himself and his campaign with the image of foreplay.