The best news I got all week was when Rick Perry survived the first round of elimination on Dancing With the Stars. Here’s how I felt: That is exactly how I felt. It’s almost uncanny how Rick Perry was able to foretell the joy I would feel when I saw the news (because somehow I managed to forget to set my DVR–that’s never happening again). I still feel this way when I think about it. There is nothing about Rick Perry’s performance on Dancing With the Stars that I don’t love.
It’s Friday! Time for your Burnt Orange Reporters to close some browser tabs and touch on the issues of the week.